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2017-04-28 21:04:28 by Starlight-Glimmer



2017-04-22 14:14:55 by Starlight-Glimmer


What I've been up to

2017-03-19 22:42:23 by Starlight-Glimmer

"No one cares about your life gtfo faggot"

To those of you who go on my profile, things have changed in my life.

I'm still becoming a firefighter. As of right now, I'm not taking any in depth academy level training, however, I have changed my course of direction with my education goals.

I'm currently working on getting certifications in becoming a fire marshal, EMT and fire science, while also getting a degree in math. I would be getting a degree in fire science, however, I changed that towards math. I'm really good with things like calculus and trigonometry, and would like a degree in it. And frankly, fire science is too easy and I don't really feel like I'm pushing my brain like I do with math. 

I would get a degree in nursing, though fire departments don't look for nurses. And even if they did, my school's nursing program costs like $2,000 to get into. :P (EDIT) For the first SEMESTER I should say. Fuck that bullshit.

This all may seem like I'm straining myself for time and brain muscle, but I've budgeted my time well enough to have enough time for my self and in the classroom. 

Peace and have a good day!!~ xoxo




2017-03-11 14:21:04 by Starlight-Glimmer

Glim Glam will be in EQG <3

Too bad Roxanne isn't in EQG, right @Mykeixwofle? Hell, she doesn't even have an NG chat GIF


*eats popcorn*

2017-03-09 14:38:20 by Starlight-Glimmer

Oh dear fellow DJ-Ri, How useless of contributions you have made unto this wonderful website, Rolling around blocking everyone that doesn't fit your niche, But what niche is to be said you are a part of? Well, That's a great question, Because I am here to answer everyone's questions about this mysterious person, or thing as it may be.

DJ-Ri Joined this website back in golden days of 03 and didn't contribute a fucking thing, Our best reports state it used to belong to someone worthwhile, And DJ bought it off of for the rediculous price of twenty eight cents, Which in reality the stock going rate of the account has plummeted to an amazing low price of your fucking soul. For all of the minor contributions he has made, Including reviews have all followed the legendary formula of the sickening shit we all know, DoctorStrongbad.

It should be well known DJ-Ri Is currently riding on the lore that he is just an angry old 40 year old man, In reality, He is just a 20 year old boy realizing that the world is constantly trying to shit on him Ever since he became famous for his dickneck adventures way back.

But don't worry kids, You won't have to worry about this shitstain for long, One argument is all it takes for this sorry excuse for a used tampon to block you into oblivion, the damage isn't done however as he will tell himself a lie, and spread his dickcheese all over claiming that you couldn't handle him, Oh Boy what a cunt!.

Dj will constantly offer points of interest in which he is the obvious master brains of, Which if you didn't go to your local Lowe's store and buy all the kneepads that were on sale oh boy, you better be prepared for one heck of a fight, It might be a distant disagreement in the way he likes his eggs for breakfast that his mother cooks him every morning, Well that's it buddy, Prepare to get blocked!.

Dj likes to call people dumb "N" word, You know, the kind with the ER on the end, This is such a shame that for a man appearing as a 40 year old man he has to stoop down to masterbating in front of his N64 playing super mario64 where you stretch his face around with his poor flaccid cock in hand.

Dj isn't a bad guy, He is the greatest man on earth, Shutting down everything around him that doesn't contort to his shitty will, The best guy on earth, will soon shut down himself, Which if that happens, He will be praised, Oh so praised.

I am Snoot Booper

2017-02-17 18:34:24 by Starlight-Glimmer

the booper of snoots, so they call me


*boops your snoot*


2017-02-09 01:51:11 by Starlight-Glimmer


What a week

2017-02-06 19:54:05 by Starlight-Glimmer

Felt like shit, but I pulled myself back up.

Can't wait to feel like shit again this week!


Just an FYI

2017-01-28 19:18:37 by Starlight-Glimmer

Starting the 30th, I'll be on a lot less often because I'm taking fire science and EMT courses. I am due for hundreds of hours worth of class lectures, studying etc within the next year and a half.

Yay, me!!!

I enjoyed wasting my time on NG chat, lol, but  I gotta get my priorities straightened out o3o

Imma nap now, enjoy my last day and a half of vacation -w-