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Hello. I am Monstie 64.
So I haven't been a regular on NG in like 2+ months and here's why (and to clarify, this isn't a permanent "goodbye")
I originally joined NG back in 2014 due to a "traumatic past" and severe IRL social isolation, no I will not go into depth about that, and because of those things, I joined Newgrounds as a means to make friends. Not because of the games, movies art etc, but for the socializing aspect. I wasn't good at socializing back then and I was yet another angsty teenager who hated himself.
Lately, however, I've been getting a lot better at socializing both online on Steam, other websites and in real life. I'm no longer the socially awkward teenager I was back then, I'm more self confident in myself. I no longer need Newgrounds to be my outlet for socializing when I've already developed such a large circle of kind and caring friends for me in my life both online and IRL. And frankly, all my friends on here can be found on other platforms, especially Steam, and that's a good thing. Those people are the reason why I'd say NG positively influenced me.
I feel as though that the fun memories I had on here have passed, though. I'd have to compare NG to a drug addiction. The first time you come onto here, it's fantastic, but as you use it more and more, it wears off its effects.
As for my personal life, I've been engaged in a LOT of stuff. I'm expected to get my first job in medicine by next year as an EMT-B, and I desire to goto paramedic school, the fire academy, take Tacical Combat Casualty Care classes (ie I work for EMS, but I can also work with law enforcement as a tactical medic), Disaster Mitigation classes and so on. I also aspire to use my heavy handed knowledge with a skill I used to dread to good use, and that would be math. I'm unsure, but I would like a double major in economics and engineering. But it'll take me 3 years to go through the fire academy, paramedic school and so on before I can start taking those classes.
Thank you NG for being a part of my life <3 I hope I can come on more frequently in the future, however, I feel like this website has fulfilled all my purposes in my life. For that, I am eternally grateful
"No one cares about your life gtfo faggot"
To those of you who go on my profile, things have changed in my life.
I'm still becoming a firefighter. As of right now, I'm not taking any in depth academy level training, however, I have changed my course of direction with my education goals.
I'm currently working on getting certifications in becoming a fire marshal, EMT and fire science, while also getting a degree in math. I would be getting a degree in fire science, however, I changed that towards math. I'm really good with things like calculus and trigonometry, and would like a degree in it. And frankly, fire science is too easy and I don't really feel like I'm pushing my brain like I do with math.
I would get a degree in nursing, though fire departments don't look for nurses. And even if they did, my school's nursing program costs like $2,000 to get into. :P (EDIT) For the first SEMESTER I should say. Fuck that bullshit.
This all may seem like I'm straining myself for time and brain muscle, but I've budgeted my time well enough to have enough time for my self and in the classroom.
Peace and have a good day!!~ xoxo
Glim Glam will be in EQG <3
Too bad Roxanne isn't in EQG, right @Mykeixwofle? Hell, she doesn't even have an NG chat GIF
Oh dear fellow DJ-Ri, How useless of contributions you have made unto this wonderful website, Rolling around blocking everyone that doesn't fit your niche, But what niche is to be said you are a part of? Well, That's a great question, Because I am here to answer everyone's questions about this mysterious person, or thing as it may be.
DJ-Ri Joined this website back in golden days of 03 and didn't contribute a fucking thing, Our best reports state it used to belong to someone worthwhile, And DJ bought it off of Ebay.com for the rediculous price of twenty eight cents, Which in reality the stock going rate of the account has plummeted to an amazing low price of your fucking soul. For all of the minor contributions he has made, Including reviews have all followed the legendary formula of the sickening shit we all know, DoctorStrongbad.
It should be well known DJ-Ri Is currently riding on the lore that he is just an angry old 40 year old man, In reality, He is just a 20 year old boy realizing that the world is constantly trying to shit on him Ever since he became famous for his dickneck adventures way back.
But don't worry kids, You won't have to worry about this shitstain for long, One argument is all it takes for this sorry excuse for a used tampon to block you into oblivion, the damage isn't done however as he will tell himself a lie, and spread his dickcheese all over claiming that you couldn't handle him, Oh Boy what a cunt!.
Dj will constantly offer points of interest in which he is the obvious master brains of, Which if you didn't go to your local Lowe's store and buy all the kneepads that were on sale oh boy, you better be prepared for one heck of a fight, It might be a distant disagreement in the way he likes his eggs for breakfast that his mother cooks him every morning, Well that's it buddy, Prepare to get blocked!.
Dj likes to call people dumb "N" word, You know, the kind with the ER on the end, This is such a shame that for a man appearing as a 40 year old man he has to stoop down to masterbating in front of his N64 playing super mario64 where you stretch his face around with his poor flaccid cock in hand.
Dj isn't a bad guy, He is the greatest man on earth, Shutting down everything around him that doesn't contort to his shitty will, The best guy on earth, will soon shut down himself, Which if that happens, He will be praised, Oh so praised.
the booper of snoots, so they call me
*boops your snoot*
Felt like shit, but I pulled myself back up.
Can't wait to feel like shit again this week!